Sometimes making light of something is so fulfilling providing us with an understanding that we are all connected some way shape or form. This post really had me laughing out loud and questioning why fortune cookies do not say what they are really trying to. Loved these translations!
- Something you lost will soon turn up, like your wife.
- Fame and fortune will soon belong to somebody else.
- You will be invited to an extremely boring event.
- The one you love is closer than you think. Run!
- Better to press shirt than to bench press.
- Love is for the lucky and the brave, neither of which you belong.
- You will live a short and miserable life.
- Sun always shines brightest during a drought.
- You will enjoy good health after a long series of illnesses.
- Happiness is an inside job and you are standing on the outside.
- Your present plans are finally going to succeed. Happy 102nd birthday.
- Shit surrounds you because you create it.
- You never hesitate to fuck up the most easiest problems.
- Never count one’s toes while measuring one’s life.
- You will gain something you always wanted, then lose it…
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